Here's the thing. If all of this hadn't happened I would not have seen this:
I wish this was mine. I'm not kidding. I almost went to the door to find out where he/she found such a splendid fall decoration. Look, we are hosting 16 people for thanksgiving and I think a friendly turkey pumpkin, rather than a mum plant, would be a fabulous way to greet our guests. I'd like you to tell me if you know how I could get my hands on something like this. While we are on the subject, trader joes is all dried up on the mini pumpkin front. Can you believe they had this many just last week?
That's a shitload of pumpkins! Where did they all go? My entire thanksgiving table scape revolved around minis right down to drilling holes in them to make them votive holders. It was going to get crafty up in here and now I've got nothin. I'm going to need you to go ahead and contact me if you come across any minis, okay?
I'm going to leave you with a few solid quotes from my little friends:
"My favorite part of boating (voting) was marrying the woman with the stickers." (Did any other saint paulers notice a person called dirty kurty on the ballot?)
Me- "What are you doing, Isabelle?"
Isabelle- "Licking my tongue."
Me- "What did you put in your mouth, Isabelle?"
Isabelle- "Just two boogers, mom."
"If you take any of my Halloween candy I'll tell on you to GOD!" -Henry
I've taken a lot of Henry's candy. Please don't tell him.
--maggie



1 comment:
Isabelle, tongue licking is an age old remedy for stress, as is booger eating. I do them both several times a day. Stick with it.
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